Get over your depression by following these 10 simple steps
Don't bother with expensive therapists, they just want you to talk about your feelings and nonsense like that. Just follow my 10 step guide and you'll be feeling better in no time you lazy sod!
- Eat well, get a good nights rest and exercise!
- Take a vacation, you're probably working t̸̛̗̺̮̗̳̾̀̈́͠ö̶̵̠̻̬̹̳̹̻̦̳̦͚ͧ́ͩͣ̓̂ͩ̅͊̅̚͟͜ͅo̤͍̻͐̈̄͊͐̊͒͜ m͙̳͉ͯͦ̀ͣͦ͟ű̴̷̴̡̯͈̺̭͓̺̞̠̘̳̺̟̰̇̀ͯ̅̓͋ͨ̑͋̓̐̀c̢̼̘̟ͧ̓͡ḩ̸̴̴̧̢̥͍̭͙͇̳̤̱̲͎͈̱̭͕̎̓͂͐̆ͨ̓ͪͧ͂̉̔̓̾̕̚͝͡
Ţ̨̪̼͖͚̭̱̲̼̯̓ͥ͋͐ͣ̃̈͒ͫ̀̆ͯͣ́ͧ͘͞͠h̡̨͇̥̻̝̳̖͐͗ͩ͛̈́͊̔́̑͘͟͜͟͡ì̴̢̛͓̤͈͙̖͎͉̖̥̰̣̙́ͫ͒͊͑̒̾̽ͭ͒̓̉ͭ̈̆̚͘͝͠ͅs̡̠̪͇̗͕̥̩̣̟͎̘͍ͭ̂̈͌́ͬͯ̔ is̨ b̝̞̪̹̃ͮl̴̫̖̻̠ͥ̂ͮ̋̓͑̿̕͝a̛̐̐_̩͇͍͓̯̭ͣ̎͗ͪ̓ͨͯ̓̕͟c̶̶̨̩̬̰̱̰̞̬͎͙̳̠̉̀ͭͭ̐̎͂̂̈́ͫͯ͋͊ͮͅͅḱ̨̜͔̘̜̻̭̥͕̖̖̤͒͐̑͘ v̴̵̶̨̙̠̒̅̈́̍ͧ̒́̈ͤ͆̕͝͡o̵̥̭̱̙͌ͮ̓̏̋̇̏͊̃̃́̕ì̸̶̷̡̫̥̠̤̝̖̝̞͑̑̀ͤ̈́ͥͣ͗̈́ͩͥ̔̎̃͟͡d̷̵͔ͩͤ̓̑͆ͬ̍ͦ͐͢ͅ_̥͇͇̼̜̟͎̀̍̒͑ͩ͑͢͟͞͞͞͠,̷̷̴̷̵̧̧̡̧̰͚̤̘̮̯̱̣̞̖̈̾̿̾ͭ̐̐͋̔̉͐̃̾̿̕̕͘͜ i̡̗̣ͮͮt̋̆̀ p̷̗̟̟̰̦͇ͬ̈͑̀̒_̵͓ul͎̞l̶̲͎͖̻̹̗̹̘̥̞̀̒̏̎ͪ͗̐́͌ͮ͘͢s̜̲ͣͪ̎͑̌ͮ͘̕̕ y͓ͤ̀ǫ̸̣͍̖͉̞̜̈̏ͯ̀̆̓̿̄̌ͬ́͘͢͠_̧̺̺́̊ͦ͌̄̐͆͠ǘ̶̘̻̥͓̭̮̮̼̩̼̻̊ͫ̄̌͐̋̏ͨ̐̔̍̋̑̑͊͝_̞̰͈̜̝̝̑̿,͎̙ͦ̒̓͛͆͐̓̆̀͑ͣ̇͢ į̸̡̛̛̜̣̮͚̮̳̬̻͓̮̺̺̮̺͓͈̥͂̌̃̎ͧͫ̏̒̂ͨ̈̈̒ͮ̇̆ͬ̆̀̇̓̕͘ͅͅț̴̴̶̨̣̈́̔̿̔͒̄͋͜ͅ_̵̷̧̩̹̹̹̯͉͈̑́́̌̎ͭͮ̓͞_̼̠̃̂͆ͅ w̴̷̧̡͇͇͖̩̮̲̰͓͔̹̲̲̬̔̊ͧͮ̂ͩ̉ͫ̎̅̋ͣ͂͂ͭ̈͑̇ͧͣͭ̕͟͞͝å̶͇̣̤̺̺̤̼͒̅ͥͦ̌́̄̔̐͂ͧ̒̾͌̌̚̕͡n̴̵̢͍̰͚̱̜̠̲̪̯̬̩̅̽̆̌́ͦ͗̒ͪͬ͆ͮͯ̚͘̕͘͠͞t̨̧̟̻̲̹̣̜̥̰̘͍͆̏͐̓̅̈́͊͛͛̽͊̄ͮ̿́͐̄̚̚͘͞s̻͈͖͍̻̪̀͂̑ͤ͟͠ ẏ̸̨̭̟ͣ̇ͭͦͮ́̂̾̕͟õ̸̵̺̾̀̉͘u̻̻ͤ͘ i̸̷̧͔̟͍͍̯̪̖̰̘̪̖̟̦̳ͬ̓ͩ͋̏ͮ̄̓͑̒͒̍́̀͐ͤͭ̑ͮ͜͡͞ͅn̵̷̸̴͙̠̲̩͎͔͚̠̤̟̓͊̂̒͊͛͊͒̓̑̾͘͘͢͢͡.̛̦̎̎̍̊͐̅͌ͤͧ̅ͫ̎͘͞_̷̡͑_̷̙̺͓̲͂ͧ͌ D̬̗͓̺ͭ̀̔͋̏̄̐̕ȍ̴̷̶̧̡̨̡̜̗̝̟̱͕̬̝̮̬͐́̀̇ͭ̾̍̀̑ͬͯ͗͂̐̔͝͡ n̢͓͚͙͇͖̜̝ͦ͊ͯ͜͡_̨̩͒͌ͮͣ̕͠_̴̠̼̠̩̩͙̤͛̄̓ͦ̕͝͝ǫ̸̗̞͉̰̞͖ͥͥ͂ͭ͆ͯͤ̏̄ͫͮ̕͠t ḽ̸̸̷̡̢̝̝̤̳̯̩̜͈̮̆̑ͬ̃̑̔̅̌̋̊́̿ͣ̐͑e͓̣̲͖̗̟̾͗̓̀̏̓ͤͦ͂̓̀͟͞͡t̷̛̗̫̲̗͓̗͙ͦ͋́ͨ̀͐̌ͣͣͦ̕̚ i̴̴̸̧̛̹͚͓̲̖̹̖͍̘̪͙ͯ̋͆ͦ̿̓̉͝t̵̗̯̺̗̳͇ͭͤ̀̄̐ͪͫͪͫ̂͟͡ g̅_̡͚̙͇͚̟͕̑̀̔ͩ͑ͤ͒͗ͭ͘͘͘ͅë̷̫̺̖̣ͬ͆͊͊ͯ̾͐͂͆ͪ̌͛t̷̷̛̩̥͈͇̟̪̬̞͔̾ͤ͗ͦͩ̑͂̓̇̃ͨͯͨ̿̋͗͊̾͢͞͝͞ ă̵̸̴̢͈͓̺͎̲̤̲͔̙͈̘̦ͭͫͤ̀ͥ͂̑̀̍̓̃̓ͬ͠͝ f̵̸̷̨̨̢̡̲̲͔̞̳̻̤̮ͣ͌͗ͬͨ̎̈́̈̀̆ͦ̔ͧ͡ͅi̮͙͈͎̖̩̎͗͌ͭ͘ŗ̶͋̚m̵̧̨̛̦̥̹̺̩̹̯̞̂͆͛͆̍̈́̒̈́̂̚͟͟͢͡ g̙̩̠̍̉̈̿̽r̷̸̷̡̡̧̧̧̢̨̡̛͖͈̻̭̺̬̻̜͓͈̳̯͔̖ͫ̾ͣ͑͂ͯ̿́͒ͣͪ͂ͫ͒ͫ̒͠ͅi̪̍́p̨͕̥͍͙̄̅̅ͭ̊ͬ͐̄ͩ͡ͅ,̶̡̧̖̯̳̟̝̦̏̑̇͒̈ͦ̈̀́_̧͍̭͉̳̓̿̏͗ͣ y̷̴̨̛̪̜̫̫̹͉̗̙̹̪̠̗̖̌͑̇̇ͯͪͫ̋͊̽̀͘͟͢͟͡͞o̧̰͓̹̭̭̟͉̤̭͖ͨͦͥͨͮͦ͑ͮ̈́͌͟͜u̵̵̴̵̡̨͖͖̜͎̘̼̖̥͍̩͖͖̞̫̬̝̬͂ͭ́ͦ͐̓ͯͨͪͧ̔̀̊̐̾̕̕͠͠ͅ m̴̢̛͈̪̫͈̥̖̒̂ͤͯ̋͒̀͟i͈̫_̴͕̰͕̣̯ͭ̿̆ͨ͝g̴̵̛̳̬̣̱̖̹̹̍̀ͤ̒ͮ͂ͬ̀̿̾͐_̷̷̦̹͕̫̻̹͉̮͕̺͈͙̓ͦ̌ͭͅh̫̜̪̗̮̳̀̐ͩ́ͣ̓ͩ͑͆͐̂ͩ̆́t̻̭̅ͫ̄̄ͫ̔ͣ͡_̡̺̙̞̬̮̃ͥͭͦ̐͌̈̄ͅ b̸̜̎̔͋̽̀ͮ́ė̴̡̞͖̜̼̯̼̳͕͉̮̯̯̱̘͓̋ͣͫ̐ͩ̌̊̀̉ͫ̂̔̔̒̎̋ͦͩ͢͜͟͞ͅ l̯̙̱͒͑̆͢͝õ̵̧̢̞̝̻̞̻̙̻͕͔͔͇̱̩̻͉̆̔̌͋ͥ̔̓͗͂̂̈ͨ̌ͥ̇ͧ̿̕͝͠ş̡͍̺͈t̸̨̨̤̟͎̘͓̮̫̉̒̓̊̀͝ f̴̳̦͌̍ͦ̇̅̄̿͡_ͫ̓ǫ̸̢̗̦̭͈͚̳͎͋ͫ͒ͧ̒̉ͦ̈́̈́̊̑̾͗̀̓ͦ͂ͤͫͩ͘ȓ̨͖̲̰̤̰͕̠̰̬̖̫̣̤̥̫̏̍͌̓̾̄͌̂ͧͧͨͩ̂͊͘͢ a_̵̸̧̭̦̩̹͔͚̦̳̦̞̑͊̀̄̅̓͆̊ͫ̍ͯ l̸̡̟̣̘̪̜̦̝͍̗͖͙̃ͨͯͤͤͤͫ́͛́́ơ̸̗̪̺͇̼̤̑̀͌̀ͪ͛̇͋̎n̰͂̂͡g͙͔̹͎̝͇͓͕̳̼̘ͫ͌ͥ̉̐̓͂̓̾̇̑̄̀͡ t̵̢͔̝͂̓ͨ̏̔̓͡ͅį̸̛̤̙̯͉̙͓̝̭͎̣̹̯̀̅̇ͮͣ̇̄̄̎̀̂̐̀̃̆̍͗ͤ̀̑̋͠m̶̡̥̦̦̫̲̺̻̦̟̳̞̹̗͖ͭ͋́ͣ̉̀̊́́̕͟͜_̸̢͇̜̟̱͕ͨͧ̃̓̿͒̀͊ȩ̷̵͎̪͔̥̘ͨ͑̃̈́́ͩ̓͂ͫ̈͝.̡͗.̸̦̝̦͈ͫ̐ͩ̑̔̿ͥ̃ͧ͟͢.̶̪̞̯̭̃͠
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